You are stupid. And this is an open letter to you and all the stupid people on twitter who don’t understand the most fundamental aspect of it: you choose who you follow and don’t follow.

The other day, Heidi Golff (your picture is so witty and cute with your golff clubs), when you used TwitThis to tweet about an article, you elected to follow me because I was the suggested user at the time. You specifically chose to put a check mark next to my avatar to follow me.

The today, much to my suprise, I see this tweet from you:

@ddn I am so sick and tired of your spamming me; I can’t wait to unfollow you. What a pain!!

And going to your Twitter page I see:

ddn is a royal pain in the you-know-what. if you follow him you get spammed like crazy in your cell phone.

So let me get this straight. You follow me by choice. Then I go on my merry way tweeting about things that are interesting to me or going on in my life, and suddenly I am a spammer pain in your ass?

• You followed me.
• You can unfollow at ANY time. You don’t have to “wait”.
• I’m very real, and don’t spam anything.
• You choose to have your tweets sent to your cell phone.

What in your right mind possessed you to take the time out of your day to write TWO tweets about what a pain I am, when it would take you less than a click to unfollow me.

Congratulations on being incredibly stupid. Shouldn’t surprise me you’re in real estate.

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